I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Mom said you looked used
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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