woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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