BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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