he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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