I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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