I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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