And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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