Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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