So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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