real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
pray to the hookup gods
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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