But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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