just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I need to align my fucking chakras
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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