margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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