He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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