Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm both gender and math confused
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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