laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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