their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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