OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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