You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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