How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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