flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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