There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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