remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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