okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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