I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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