Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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