He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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