its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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