two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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