you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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