omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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