nut hugger
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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