? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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