Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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