That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
