and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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