If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
