every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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