erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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