I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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