I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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