I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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