You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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