Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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