ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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