i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize
