he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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