how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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