just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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