I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
