no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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